Damn birds

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
10/01/2016 at 12:13 • Filed to: Don't shit on my car!

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Don’t poop on my car. I don’t have a way to wash it at school.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! notsomethingstructural > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
10/01/2016 at 12:40

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Fill up two buckets in the shower. Use rinseless wash.

...millennials... always looking for problems instead of solutions... sheez


Kinja'd!!! Bigjohn428 > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
10/01/2016 at 12:55

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Paper towel and some quick detailer, keep them in the back of the car.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
10/01/2016 at 13:24

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Have you got some quick detailer at all? Spray QD liberally over the bird bomb, allow to dwell and spray a little more on, then with a cloth folded over in half and then half again, wipe up to the bird bomb and then start to gently lift the cloth away as you get to the bird bomb and wipe over (so as your wiping over the bird bomb your lifting the cloth away rather then wiping it into the car, birds eat small stones to make their shells harder so wiping it along with marr your clearcote), repeat as many times as necessary to remove the bird bomb and then spray again and buff up the area.

If not

Soak a piece of kitchen towel and place over the bird bomb and press in slightly, leave for 2-3 minutes to allow the kitchen towel to soften and lift the bird bomb, then gently with no pressure wipe the kitchen towel away, repeat if necessary.


Kinja'd!!! Mid Engine > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
10/01/2016 at 13:57

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Kinja'd!!! Mid Engine > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
10/01/2016 at 13:57

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or this..

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Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Svend
10/01/2016 at 14:20

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I don’t have any car cleaning supplies with me at all. I am going home next weekend so the car will get cleaned then. It is filthy anyway because of the gravel roads around here.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
10/01/2016 at 14:28

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Try the kitchen towel method at least to remove the bird bomb. The longer it’s left on the more damage it will do to the clearcote as it etches in.

At least it’s in an area easily accessible to give it a deep polish should it need it.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Svend
10/01/2016 at 15:07

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I will try that later. I honestly don’t know when it was pooped on as the last time I drove the car was Tuesday.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
12/24/2016 at 16:36

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It would be best to go ahead and sell the car. Just to be sure.